allbbupdates:

When you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl…

I’ve yada yada-ed sex.

kaydiamondlane:

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Lmao this is great

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

citizenkwam:

Truth bomb.

citizenkwam:

Truth bomb.

"I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature we call it progress."

Ed Begley. Actor, environmentalist (via purplebuddhaproject)

dunderklumpen:

have a cas peering into your soul